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Mad (L'Arc~en~Ciel oneshot/challenge)

Title: Mad
Chapter: Oneshot
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: KenxHyde
Genre/Warning: Humour, Sex toys, AU
Disclaimer: I don't own them, only the story
Summary: This was not what he wanted to find while he wants to watch the latest series of Breaking Bad on DVD that he rented.
Comment: This is for the 30 day challenge from Tumblr. This is the story for Day 22.
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Mad

Ken is not mad at Hyde, but finding something that should be kept away from somewhere as public as the couch is not what he wants to find when he’s trying to find the remote control stuck in between the cushions. This was not what he wanted to find while he wants to watch the latest series of Breaking Bad on DVD that he rented.

“Hyde, what is this and what is it doing here?” Ken tries to be as calm as possible asking this when Hyde arrives from his bedroom.

“Huh, so that’s where my foot massager went,” Hyde simply replies.

Ken almost wants to rip his hair off, and he is not sure why because usually by now, he should be used to the weird things that Hyde can leave behind. Except for that jockstrap he found in the laundry basket. In his bathroom. With sticky stains on it.

He let the jockstrap have its own wash in the washing machine in his freak out.

“Hyde-kun, I don’t mind on whatever you do in the bedroom. I can put up with that. But this is a dildo,” Ken points at the phallic-shaped, bumpy plastic item on his hand. “And I’m not stupid. And this is a couch, and people never wish that they find something like this when they sit down.”

Hyde rolls his eyes and snatches the item off of Ken’s hand.

“It is a foot massager, Ken,” Hyde asserts, pulling the older man to his bedroom and took out a shoebox. “These are my sex toys.”

Dumping the contents of the box on to the bed, Ken wishes that he can faint at this moment.

He never wishes that he knows Hyde’s kinky preferences.

Actually, he never wishes that he knows exactly each and every one of the sex toys Hyde owns, from the comparatively tame to downright dirty ones.

“This is just one of the boxes,” Hyde comments.

Ken thinks that if he has not gone mad yet, then chances are he is already mad.


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A/N: This is sort of a sequel to Companion, Denial and Thanks. And yes, this is not exactly the progress of their relationship together as companions, but they're on their way. You just sort of know what Hyde's preferences are for now, and Ken needs time to absorb this and probably use it in the future

Enjoy and comment~

Comments

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ruksugi
Nov. 6th, 2013 11:42 pm (UTC)
One should never make assumptions about inanimate objects, looks can always be deceiving. With that said, the progression of of these two feels just just right. I don't think that a person can just go from liking one way to doing a 180 over night. There is always a progression to said point. Hyde pulling Ken to the dark side kicking ans screaming is one of said progress.

Overall I thought this was well written and I thoroughly enamored with this storyline and I can't wait to see what happens next!!

Thank you for the read!!
cherrylng
Nov. 7th, 2013 12:06 am (UTC)
The progress of this is often weird, even though it is just as natural. Sometimes when I write and decided to use KenxHyde and the current AU they're in, it seems as though you see it, even though I feel like I didn't. ^^;
Ahh, yes, and that string of large beads with a loop at the end found in the couch are for massaging the neck. |3

Well, I got 8 more letters left, and 2 are in use. So a few more of them might be used up for writing and ending this series :3

And thank you for reading and commenting~
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